Murder Mystery: 💎 A Scandal In Bodgerton 🫖

Dear gentle reader, It has come to my attention — and truly, is there anything that escapes it — that the good people of 1813 Bodgerton are simply buzzing about my little scandal sheets. From the Queen’s glittering court to the kitchen maids whispering over their morning tea, all await my weekly dispatches with bated breath. Three elopements, two duels, and an opera riot before Act I… One might say I have a talent for stirring the pot. And yet, despite all the chaos, outrage, and delight I so generously provide, the question on every polished lip remains the same: Who is L. Whistlewind? A young lady desperate to thin the competition in the marriage mart? A servant with a sharp quill and sharper grudges? An eligible gentleman hoping to distract from his own disgraceful escapades? Or someone far more clever than any of you have dared to suspect? Since you all seem so determined to uncover my identity, I shall indulge you. You are hereby invited to a most diverting evening at the High Society Mystery Workshop, where you will gather clues, trade whispers, and attempt — however futilely — to unmask me. All while crafting a charming DIY wood project, of course. Even scandal must allow for creativity. Choose your design, select your paints and stains, and prepare yourself for intrigue. Whether you succeed in revealing my identity remains to be seen… but rest assured, dear reader, I shall be watching. Pre‑registration is required. Do try to keep up. — L. Whistlewind 🍸 Dear gentle reader, rest assured: themed drinks and delectable snacks shall be provided throughout the evening to fortify your investigative endeavors — all included in your registration. Arrive hungry for both clues and confections alike.